Should I ?

Well, I wasn't sure if I should stop this blog all together seeing as I have limited photos of China. That's why I ask the question should I? Sad to say I should. On the upside I will be starting a new one, it will be all about our new puppy Moses!

So long and farewell my dearest friend.

Hunting for Mystery

Chi loved to go exploring almost as much as I love to watch her. She was always fearful of the littlest things...grasshoppers, gardersnakes and tadpoles .

Bloody Mess

Almost forgot about bloody walls until I read an article about tail splinting.

http://www.greatdanelady.com/articles/mending_a_tail.htm

crazy right? yeah well, where was this effing website when I needed it? For some odd reason I never took photos of the her split tail or the blood saturated hallway.

Chinabum's tail always healed without complications. But I have to admit whenever the apartment buzzer would go off, I just knew there would be a blood bath.

Sprout and The Bean

I used to be such a dirty hippy..fug maybe I still am...she didn't seem to mind

I am whatever you say I am

I can't tell you how many times random people would ask me stupid questions about my dog. For example, what kind of dog is that, a dalmatian? or hey can you put a saddle on that thing? you must need a garbage bag to pick up her shit? My answer would always be a polite smile and rolling of the eyes.

I shall not be moved

Before E was born it was just me and Chinabum. We did everything together, ate together, slept together shit we even showered together. People thought I was a nutbar to allow a great dane in bed with a new born..I real didn't see what the big deal was.

Hipbone Slim & The Knee Tremblers

Here's a fun one of Chinabum trying to push my daughter off my mum's knee. Total lap dog






What a girl...you could never say no!

Day of the Danes

Before I adopted China, I actually worked for the breeder. Yup I answered an ad to be a professional shit shoveler...kidding, what they were looking for was someone to help them with a litter of 13 pups. My dream job!



This is me at the breeders.....heaven.

Tit for Tat

China was never shy a girl and usual got what she wanted. At this moment she wanted to smell my girlfriends boob. We all shared a house together, so she knew China well enough to let her go to 2nd base. What a sport!



Time to smell herself...delishh



Now, I'm exhausted

Doll Parts

If my daughter ever found out what happen to most of her dolls, she'd completely loose it. Not that she ever really played with them, she just hated whenever anyone else wanted them. I personal thought it was hilarious, big dog walking around with what looked liked like a small child in it's mouth.

End result...

Strange Criminal

This is a favorite of mine. I can't for the life of me remember who took it.

Life was simple back then, no kids, no real job...just me and my baby. Summer of 2000!

That same summer was the summer that China was stolen...yes stolen.
Here's how it all went down. I was off to visit of one my friends in detox that was situated in the downtown core. I had tied Chi up outside of a corner store. I was literally in the store for 5 seconds, when I came back she was gone. I began screaming like a mad lady asking everyone that walked by if they had scene a giant dog resembling a cow. Bystanders are never very helpful. I ran to the closest pay phone, dialed 911. The lady on the other end asked me.."what is your emergency?" I responded by telling her that someone had stolen my dog. She reassured me that all the squat cars in the area will be on the look out for her. She then told me to go home and wait for their call. I was perplexed, what I really wanted to do was hunt down the mutha effer who stole China in the first place. However I'm pretty little and couldn't kick a cockroaches ass. So I went home and waited and waited. I waited 4hrs before the cops called me back but they DID call me back and Chi was ok. I walked down to the cops shop and there she was happy as a pig in shit. The cops were in their glory too, asking me to take pictures of them with her, giving her high fives. The dude who took Chi was some homeless guy, they found him pan handling with her outside of the liquor store a few block away. He said he "found" her and wanted to give her a home(ironic, seeing as he was homeless)...she also said he fed her a hamburger, fries and a beer. I was just relieved that she was safe. The cops asked me if I wanted to press charges but I didn't...I figured he had good intentions.

That was the thing about China she loved everyone, even stinky homeless dudes.

Day of Rest

China sure does love her rest and seeing as it's new yrs day...I can't think of a better shot than this.

My brother and Chi getting in some z's after a night of hard partying (and by partying I mean chewing on a mammoth bone)